Jokes under TV > Adverts
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"Sir do you mind steppin' outta the car and doin' a breath test."
"Look, you've had two pints, you're over the limit, that's a twelve month ban and a criminal record." "Ey, it's company policy. I've got to let you go." "I know there's only twenty thousand on the clock, but that's my final offer." "Oh that's just great, Matt! No license, no job... now what?" "So, what's it gonna be?" &quo [...] |
 
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by Richytime in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4,700.2
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Ultimate phone prank: 1. Call the ChildLine number and say 'I've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?' 2. Operator replies 'you're through to ChildLine.' 3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE CUNT, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD''. Before hanging up the phone. |
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| Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month? |
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by Nobodys Hero in Other - Charity (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 4,426.8
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Like most people my age, I'm 27. |
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submitted by Unassigned, originally by Holly Walsh in TV - Adverts - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 3,844.6
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When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour. Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child. |
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by P45 in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 3,686.8
| If you're so much better than the leading brand... why aren't you the leading brand? |
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I just heard in the news "RAF Tornado crashes on hillside". This is what happens when you have a shit advertising slogan like,"you don't have to be a pilot to fly in the RAF". Well apparently you fucking should be. |
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I have invented a kitchen cleaner that kills 0.1% of bacteria. I plan to sell the secret to Dettol. |
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Today I raped my wife and then slit her neck! Do you have a WKD side? |
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Had the Large Hadron Collider experiment failed, the DFS sale would have actually ended. |
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