Jokes under Celebrities > Max Clifford
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Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock "Mr. Clifford. Is it time to shout April Fool yet?" Knock knock "Max?" Knock knock "MAAAAAAAXXX!" |
 
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by Boogaloo in Celebrities - Max Clifford (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 218
| If Max Clifford is so good at Public Relations, how come everyone thinks he is a cunt? |
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by BIGDOGSCOCK in Celebrities - Max Clifford - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 144.2
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I asked members of the angry mob who had gathered outside Max Clifford's house, burning effigies and screaming "Scum", whether they were overreacting to unproven child abuse allegations. "What child abuse allegations?" they asked. |
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by Dog Botherer in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 139.4
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I never thought I'd see myself feeling sorry for Max Clifford... And I was right. |
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Max Clifford - what a vile, abusive, criminal, corrupt, lying, manipulative horrible fucking cunt he is. And he's just been arrested for child sex charges, too. |
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Max Clifford gets a call to go down to help a stricken farmer whose complete cattle stock has been hit by foot and mouth.
The farmer shows him round the cattle shed. All the stock are mooing in agony, knees knocking and foaming at the mouth. All of a sudden out of the corner of his eye he notices one of them lieing motionless on the floor but with a bulging udder. "Is that one sleeping?" asks Max "No," says the farmer, &qu [...] |
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| If Max Clifford were to die from cancer, who would wring every last penny out of his tragic story? |
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| After making Jade Goody a national heroine, Max Clifford has now moved on to his next client....Saint Josef of Fritzl. |
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Micah Richards catches swine flu, but his publicist Max Clifford assures everyone that he has almost fully recovered. Why is it that Max Clifford's name always come up when we we hear anything about infectious diseases involving pigs? |
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by Bluer than blue in Celebrities - Max Clifford - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 26
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So Max Clifford has been arrested on paedophile charges.. He said "With my help the Police will catch these sick 7 year old female rapists" |
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