Jokes under Illness and mortality > OCD
| If I had a penny for every time someone said I have OCD, I'd have 967274 pence. |
 
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - OCD - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,732
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I have CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. |
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by appy2be in Illness and mortality - OCD - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,240.8
| You know you've got OCD when you go on Sickipedia and rate the jokes to turn the score into an even number. |
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by Buttscratcher in Illness and mortality - OCD - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 910.4
| I have OC/DC. It's just like OCD except it fucking rocks. |
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I bought my Obsessive/Compulsive mate a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He's going fucking nuts trying to hang it straight. |
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My wife said she's leaving me because she can't handle my OCD. "Close the door five times on your way out," I said. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 452.2
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Out with the lads from OCD anonymous tonight. Things aren't gonna get messy. |
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by robert gough in Illness and mortality - OCD - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 366.4
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I think my local librarian has OCD. She's arranged all of the books into alphabetical order. |
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by Cumquat in Illness and mortality - OCD - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 333.8
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I don't have OCD. I've read 13,253 books on it, so I'd know if I did. |
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by marcusmerehay in Illness and mortality - OCD - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 314.4
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I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up. |
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by dribblydrawers in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 291.6
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