Jokes under Racism > British
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Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm. |
 
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol Poisoning, hence the smile." [...] |
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| Britain hasn't been this white since the 70s! |
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I've just seen the frightening pictures on television. London's been taken over by the BNP. |
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Politics - Nazis (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 246.4
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How many Brits does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two actually - one to secure a stepladder, climb it wearing a hard hat, and attach the light bulb - and another to carry out a risk assessment on the operation and to assess whether it is worth carrying on or whether cuts and the national deficit mean screwing in light bulbs will have to be dropped. |
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by markchalky in Politics - ??? Other (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 127.8
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German: glas (noun) French: verre (noun) Italian: vetro (noun) Russian: стекло (noun) Portugese: vidro (noun) Only in England is the word 'glass' both a verb and a noun. Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it? |
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I was reading in the Daily Mail about how Britain will be flooded with Romanian immigrants next year, who are notorious for benefit scrounging and anti-social behaviour. Who says immigrants don't integrate well? |
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| I can truly relate to the fear felt by Ethnic minorities in modern Britain today...cos I'm British |
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| We are all God's children, Jesus' God's only son... meaning we are all his daughters? |
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by f 18 killer1 in Religion - Christianity (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 80.2
| I'm getting sick and tired of all these immigrants coming to this country and working 100 hour weeks to set up successful business ventures that decent British folk could have set up, if only they had thought of them and had the drive and ambition to come off the dole. |
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