Jokes under Sex and shit > Wet
| It must be really hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest because I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet. |
 
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A friend of mine tried to talk to me into going to a party tonight. "Come on," he said, "you might meet the woman of your dreams." I said no. I'm not sure I want to be seen in public with that filthy slut. |
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A man is walking in London, when it suddenly starts raining so he takes shelter in a peek-a-boo sex shop and pays £50 to get in. He's then confronted by 3 doors.
They read "Blonde", "Brunette" and "Black". He chooses "Blonde", only to be confronted by 3 more doors reading "Small Tits", "Medium Tits" or "Big Tits". This time he chooses "Big Tits" only to be again confronted with 3 more doors readi [...] |
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| My sex life has gone so bad my wet dreams consist of me having a wank. |
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Why does my shower curtain have to be such a girl? I got it slightly wet and it wouldn't leave me alone. |
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| I got woken up this morning when I was in the middle of an amazing wet dream. I was pissed off for a second or two, until I realised the train had arrived at my stop. |
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Why do women blame men for the wet patch? If you use a hose to fill a bucket and water leaks out of the bucket....would you start looking for a problem in the hose? |
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Apparently, people who masturbate often are less likely to have a wet dream. To be honest, I wouldn't know - I've never had a wet dream in my life. |
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I went to bed last night with sex on my mind. I woke up this morning with the solution on my stomach. |
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My wife left me because of my dreams. Apparently, having a wet dream while shouting and screaming your daughter's name isn't acceptable. |
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