Jokes under Politics > Law
Dildos are illegal in Texas but guns aren't.
Probably explains the low number of dildo-related murders in the area.
I got a Christmas card from my solicitors today.
It wished me, but in no way guaranteed me, a Happy Christmas.
|After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you kinda begin to wonder about history.|
I was taking the piss out of a bloke with a ridiculous wig on today.
He had the last laugh though.
Sentenced me to three years.
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