Jokes under In The News > Headlines
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BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca. Fuck, how high was that balcony!? |
 
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Lady Gaga has announced that she is to be dropping Facebook for charity. She should also think about dropping her knickers, for clarity. |
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by TheRizzler in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,945
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BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines Seems a bit sexist. |
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Just seen that Philippa Curtis has been jailed for crashing into a stationary motorist because she was preoccupied by sending text messages whilst driving. She said it was OK because she was using predictive text. What a dualing stupid aunt. |
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by Dubbadubbadubba in In The News - Headlines - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,810.2
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MSN News: 'Men Who Rape Will Be Named' Cool, can I have 'Nightstriker' or has that already been taken? |
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Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm. In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop. |
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by summerfever in In The News - Headlines - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,479.8
| "The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington. |
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by PLOP in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,404.2
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So New York has built a 'Park in the sky' then? Hope it works better than their 'Airport in a skyscraper' idea. |
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News : 'Man Attacked Doorman With Axe'. Attacking a doorman is one thing, but attacking a doorman that's got an axe? Hats off to the bloke. |
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BBC News Headlines read, "Cheques to be phased out by 2018." Fucking hell, not again. Hitler tried that in 1939. |
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in In The News - Headlines - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 987
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