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Dear President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,

Congratulations on your comprehensive victory in the Iranaian election. I would just like to say that i do not doubt your honesty and integrity in any way and I admire the way you have run your campaign.

If you wish to discuss this further, please do not hesitate to contact me at: Robertmugabe@gov.zim 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fyffes in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 224.2


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Dear Sickipedia,

It has come to my attention that you have recently altered your voting system, but that you have not yet experienced a mass exodus of support given how unfair it is.

This is highly impressive to me, and I would very much appreciate a return letter containing some advice on how I might perform a similiar trick in the near future. Thank you in advance.

Yours,

Robert Mugabe 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by juniarrr in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 149.8




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What's the difference between Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe?

One's a fat idiot who lost control of the country and is wrecking its economy. The other is Robert Mugabe. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by steview in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 118.4


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Osama Bin Laden, Gaddafi and now Kim Jung-il.

I would be buying some lucky heather if I were you, Mugabe. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 62


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What have Robert Mugabe and an inflatable doll got in common?

They're both cunts that need blowing up. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by imthedaddynow in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 59.6


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Im sick of people whining about that Mugabe bloke.

Nobody complained when he helped the Karate Kid win, did they? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by discostu in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 53.2


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Robert Mugabe has insisted that there has been no corruption or vote rigging in the recent Zimbabwe Election.

"We have clearly won in an honest manner...the opposition Party received 55% of the votes and we received the other 75%" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spangletoss in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 41.2


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E BA GUM



Mugabe is a backwards Yorkshireman.
That explains it then. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mickle in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 41


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Robert Mugabe...

Now there is a guy who knows how to treat niggers! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 38.4


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Robert Mugabe has sworn himself into office for another term.

Quite the event, there were 21 guns fired especially for the leader of Zimbabwe. Can you believe they all missed the fucking nigger? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by GoldenCorny in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 25



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