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Disabled toilets.

Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 4,136.4


47193
I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."

Unbelievable what some people are into. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 3,824.8




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I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by M.S in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,592.8


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What is better than winning a medal at the Paraplegic Olympics?

Having two legs. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sickfuck in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,869.8


56918
I saw a guy in a wheelchair getting told what to do today.

I said, "Don't you just hate being pushed around?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,853.8


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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by F0RDI3 in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,687.2


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After nearly breaking my neck on a pair of bright pink roller skates on the stairs, I shouted at my son, "Are these yours?!"

He said, "Well, obviously they're not mine."

"Oh yeah, of course they aren't," I replied. Then laughed at him in his little wheelchair. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Jimmythetwat in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,642.2


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I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance.
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought 'Fuck it. I could win that!' 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by caliban, originally by Dave Spikey in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,491.2


218724
I don't know this for a fact, but I'm pretty sure deaf people cheat at charades... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by KJW336 in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,452.8


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Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by MICK THE MAG in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,426.8



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