Jokes under Sex and shit > Voyeurism
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I just saw my daughter playing with her vibrator. Three nights of peeking through the keyhole has finally paid off. |
 
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by bawbag in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,260.6
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I was in the shower wanking the other day when all these women and children gathered outside my cubicle. That's when I got thrown out of Homebase. |
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Bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off? Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like you're wanking off some one else. Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off... |
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by rmmkkenny in Sex and shit - Voyeurism (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 809.8
| Fucking police. The woman over the road stands naked in her window watching me having a wank and I'm the pervert? |
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by poindexter in Sex and shit - Voyeurism - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 652.4
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This morning I accidentally walked in on my daughter and her boyfriend having sex. Thirty three times. |
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by Bananafrittersarestilloneofmyfiveaday in Sex and shit - Voyeurism - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 529.8
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I hate it in films when they have sex scenes and both the man and the woman both orgasm at the same time The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time, She didn't even know I was in the cupboard. |
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submitted by Shteben, originally by Matthew Osborn in Sex and shit - Voyeurism - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 433.6
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I failed my driving test again, today. There were a couple of minors. The examiner said that I was right slowing down by the school, but wolf whistling is a definite no-no. |
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submitted by emptyhead, originally by Inspired by woollard in Other - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 379
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My boss has just accused me of rigging up a hidden camera in the ladies toilets. I responded, "That's impossible. How can you possibly prove it was me?" He said, "I've just been watching you for the past 10 minutes on my one." |
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by John Merrick in Sex and shit - Voyeurism - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 341.8
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I was trying to take a sly up-skirt photo of the bird sitting opposite me on the train today. The shock on her face when she heard the camera noise! Things got worse when the Polaroid came out. |
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My blonde 42 DD neighbour sent round a planning officer to discuss my objection to the erection of an outdoor jacuzzi and sauna at her property. "But Mr Smith," he said, "it's being located behind 4 trees, a garage and an 8ft fence, anywhere else and you'd have an open view of it." "Exactly!" |
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