Jokes under Religion > Muslim
| Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick! |
 
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian recommends the Qur'an. |
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I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold. There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in! |
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?" |
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submitted by geebee, originally by Bernard Manning in Religion - Muslim - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 2,045.6
| I'm not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers. |
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submitted by penko, originally by William H Gascoyne in In The News - 9/11 (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,942.8
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Following my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an, and the large number of private messages from Muslim members of this site that followed it, I would like to make the following statement:
"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bombing and violence." OK, there - I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threat [...] |
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| When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the airplane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises? |
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So the world's tallest building has been opened in Dubai, with the world's highest Mosque within it. Anyone here a pilot? |
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There's an old saying: An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But nowadays most doctors seem to be Muslim so I find that bacon is far more effective. |
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Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over Christmas who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'. If one of those fuckers goes off, it could spell disaster. |
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submitted by MICK THE MAG, originally by Tim Vine in Religion - Muslim - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,670.6
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