Jokes under Sex and shit > Birth
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My wife has always proclaimed that there is nothing more painful than childbirth. Clearly never trodden on a plug in the middle of the night then! |
 
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by brightonperson in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 4,238.6
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"Black couple have white baby" I can't believe it, just when I moved to a nice neighbourhood away from all the theft and gun crime, they've gone and invented the stealth nigger. |
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| By all means attend the birth of your child, but do not head down towards the business end of the birth. It's like watching your favourite pub go up in flames. |
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| So a black couple have had a white baby, genetic experts baffled! I think I can work it out for them, they clearly stole it. |
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by Unassigned in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 623.8
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Just sitting here watching the prequel to 16 & Pregnant. 15 & Getting Fucked. |
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Black couple have white child. Parents are considering calling him Tim Westwood. |
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by markmckaytnt in Celebrities - Tim Westwood (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 444.2
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Black parents, white baby? Did they find a cure? |
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by tonedogg07 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 417.2
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My wife just ran into the front room and screamed, "The baby's coming" I said, "But it's the cup final today" She said, "Well you'll just have to miss it then" I said, "Ah nice one .. I knew you'd understand" |
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by FantasticMrFucks in Sex and shit - Birth - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 339.4
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"New dad depression 'often missed'" Yeah, because we don't sit around and cry, we get the fuck on with it. |
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The crying and the temper tantrums. Cristiano Ronaldo's new son is going to find it impossible to sleep! |
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by Jack2008 in Sex and shit - Birth (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 305
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