Jokes under TV > Comedy
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Looks like we might at last get some new jokes on here. Mock The Week and 8 out of 10 Cats have both got a new series. |
 
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"You know why it's called Jackass?" complained my girlfriend. "Because only jackasses like you watch it." "That must be why you watch Loose Women then, you slut." |
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by DaveBhoy67 in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 947
| I like to watch Mock The Week on Dave, so I can shout "DUPLICATE!" at all the jokes! |
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What takes up 18 parking spaces? 9 Women drivers. |
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submitted by stash, originally by Andy Parsons in TV - Comedy (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 534
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I'm a big fan of "The Inbetweeners". I love the catchphrases. Yesterday I was driving down the road when I saw some people at a bus stop. I pulled up next to them and shouted, "BUS WANKERS!" I was pissing myself laughing. Although things did get a bit awkward when they stepped on to pay for their tickets. |
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| I was watching Mock the Week last night and my digibox stalled. It took me 10 minutes to realise it wasn't Andy Parsons making a joke. |
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| Statistically, 9 out of 10 people on here will think you are a cunt if you post jokes you've just heard on 8 out of 10 cats as your own. |
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Just like last weekend, I have plans this weekend. And just like last weekend, I'm going to record the Michael McIntyre and watch it on Monday evening. So can everyone stop putting all the jokes on this site until Tuesday please - otherwise it's like I'm watching a fucking repeat. |
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So, Frankie Boyle has shaved off his beard. And Andy Parsons has stopped leaving pauses halfway through his lines. Note to Lucy Porter: get your tits out on next week's episode. You know you want to. |
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| In light of this week's furore, Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand will be placed on the Sachs offenders register. |
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