Jokes under Racism > Geordies
| Apparently, if you put your location as Newcastle on facebook, you get a 'like' button after every word. |
 
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How to speak Geordie: Now say these words.... as they are, without accent. Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets. Or... Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits. |
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What did one Geordie say to another Geordie? Something incomprehensible. |
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Apparently, Colonel Gaddafi's gone into hiding and has surrounded himself with forty virgins. Well, at least we know he isn't hiding in Newcastle. |
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by Clarky43 in Racism - Geordies (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 319.8
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I've been dating this girl but she can only speak a few words in English. On the plus side, Geordie girls are complete sluts. |
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I don't understand why the word Geordie doesn't contain the letter Y. Why I? |
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| Try saying 'halal meat' without sounding like a Geordie greeting someone. |
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Y I Y I Y I Y I Y I Y I A Geordie eye test. |
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Why don't Scouse girls like to marry Geordie blokes? They don't want their kids growing up too idle to go out stealing! |
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Me and the lads went out in Newcastle for my mate Dave's stag do, but we got some homophobic abuse for the way we were dressed. I knew we shouldn't have worn coats. |
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submitted by Sky walker, originally by Jimmy Carr in Racism - Geordies - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 141.8
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