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I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night.

I never really got along with my real ladder.
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Joke submitted by Philthy, originally by Harry Hill in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 701.4


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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.
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Joke by gazzytee in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 457.4




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A mate of mine was being a smug bastard when he told me he won the "Orphan of the year Award..."

...So I told him, "Your parents must be so proud."
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Joke submitted by WF, originally by Futurama in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 379


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People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few Yo' mama jokes; when suddenly I started getting called an insensitive bastard.

That's the last time I visit an Orphanage.
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Joke by TheRapeGame in Other - Children (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 189.4


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What's an orphan's favourite lager?

Foster's
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Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 181.2


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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap his hands until daddy comes home.
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Joke by CS in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 117.6


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One of the saddest moments in my life was being left at the altar.

Worst baptism ever.
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Joke by themangler in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 114.4


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Personally I was very affected by the all those adverts telling me to adopt an African child for 5 pounds a month.

Unlike Arsene Wenger though, I didn't use it as advice for managing a football club
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Joke by DavidW in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 100.4


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We met at the adoption agency.

I said, "do you come here orphan?"
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Joke by cooperman in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 85


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What's the worst day in an orphans school?

Parents evening.
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Joke by superhorse in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 71.8



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