Jokes under Illness and mortality > Orphan
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I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night. I never really got along with my real ladder. |
 
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submitted by Philthy, originally by Harry Hill in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 700.4
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What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely. |
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A mate of mine was being a smug bastard when he told me he won the "Orphan of the year Award..." ...So I told him, "Your parents must be so proud." |
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submitted by WF, originally by Futurama in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 379
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People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few Yo' mama jokes; when suddenly I started getting called an insensitive bastard. That's the last time I visit an Orphanage. |
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by TheRapeGame in Other - Children (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 189.4
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What's an orphan's favourite lager? Foster's |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 181.2
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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap his hands until daddy comes home. |
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One of the saddest moments in my life was being left at the altar. Worst baptism ever. |
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by themangler in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 114.4
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Personally I was very affected by the all those adverts telling me to adopt an African child for 5 pounds a month. Unlike Arsene Wenger though, I didn't use it as advice for managing a football club |
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We met at the adoption agency. I said, "do you come here orphan?" |
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by cooperman in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 85
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What's the worst day in an orphans school? Parents evening. |
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by superhorse in Illness and mortality - Orphan - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 71.8
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