Jokes under Celebrities > Gary Glitter
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When I was a kid I was very ill in hospital and Gary Glitter came to visit me. I was touched. |
 
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by Unassigned in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,414.8
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My wife just gave birth to twin boys, 7 pounds each. Gary Glitter will love our prices! |
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by craig__2k4 in Celebrities - Gary Glitter (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 908.2
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My daughter had a charades party for her birthday. After my turn I was beaten up by the other dads. It would seem that holding my cock and wanking furiously while staring at my daughters friends is not the best way to do Gary Glitter. |
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by justincider in Celebrities - Gary Glitter - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 900.6
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds. |
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by monkeycum in Celebrities - Gary Glitter - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 884.2
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Gary Glitter.... He would have got away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids. |
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| Gary Glitter was let out of prison early for "good behaviour." Well, what did they expect? There aren't any kids in prison - it wasn't exactly like he had the opportunity to misbehave, was it? |
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| On a scale of 1-10, how old is Gary Glitter's girlfriend? |
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by wantmystitch in Celebrities - Gary Glitter - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 689
| I'm all ready for Halloween. My Gary Glitter costume came this morning.. it's a bit small though, looks like its for fucking kids! |
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It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body. Take Gary Glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock. |
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by MICK THE MAG in Celebrities - Gary Glitter - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 517.8
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So, Gary Glitter likes to have sex with underage girls, doesn't like having his picture in the papers, and is always insisting that everyone join his gang. Is it just me, or does anyone else think he's the reincarnation of the Prophet Mohammed? |
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by 8 ace in Celebrities - Gary Glitter (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 514
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