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I saw CountDown yesterday.

He's Dracula's spastic brother.
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Joke by Biscuit777 in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 3,281.4


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My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant for dinner. It was a nice meal and we were ordering dessert. I asked the waiter how much the pie was.

"£3.14 sir." he replied.

"That's funny." I chuckled.

"What's that sir?" he asked.

"That Downs syndrome boy just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself."

We both had a good laugh.
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Joke by Craig.M in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,786




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My daughter has Bieber fever.

Or, as it's medically known, Down's Syndrome.
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Joke by mrboombastic in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,752.4


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So Katie Price is talking about marrying her new boyfriend?

At this rate, Harvey Price will have had more dads than he does chromosomes.
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Joke by Lousith in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,315.8


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KFC have a new brand of Chicken produced especially for mongs.

Apparently it's 'Window licking good'.
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Joke by Baldlice in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,124.6


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As a parent of a boy with Downs Syndrome, I am sickened by all these jokes about the condition. So is he.
In fact I told him one of the jokes yesterday. You should have seen the look on his face.
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Joke by Micky Dolenz in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,076.4


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So Jordan and Peter have split up? I bet her son Harvey didn't see that one coming.... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by GGB_2K9 in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,038


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I had a parcel delivered and it was covered in drool and crayon.

That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
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Joke by bawbag in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 923.6


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How bad must the rest of the sperm be if the one with Downs Syndrome wins the race? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 916


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Don't you think that when people take the hyphen out of a smiley it makes it look like someone with downs syndrome?

:)
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Joke by DaveBhoy67 in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 907.8



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