Jokes under Sex and shit > Circumcision
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Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack. |
 
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by Monkeyman in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,269.6
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A young forest Jew wasn't allowed to join the NFFC supporters because he was circumcised. Apparently you need to be a complete nob to support forest! |
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by bomb-boy42 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 538.8
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How do you circumcise a Catholic priest? Kick a choir-boy in the chin. |
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What the worst part of a back-street circumcision? It's a bloody rip-off. |
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by Kuraingu Furiman in Sex and shit - Circumcision - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 360.2
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How do I tell my wife that It really gets on my nerves when she nibbles on my foreskin? She thinks that I like it, but honestly, I just wish that I'd thrown it away after the circumcision. |
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by Dannyboy in Sex and shit - Circumcision - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 183.8
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My Jewish mate and I were out dining when we had the rudest waitress. I said, "Make sure you leave no tip." He replied, "I'll leave, but there's no need for the name calling." |
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Religion is like circumcision. If you wait until someone is 21 to tell them about it, they probably won't be interested. |
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submitted by sodomicity, originally by Some atheist page on FB in Sex and shit - Circumcision (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 47.8
| Circumcisions are for bell-ends. |
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submitted by IAmTheMorning, originally by Woz in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 41
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I've got nothing against circumsision. It's no skin off my nose. |
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How do you circumcise a chav? Cut off his hoodie. |
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by max in Sex and shit - Circumcision (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 25.4
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