Jokes under Racism > Welsh
| Do Welsh people ever look up at the clouds and masturbate? |
 
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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. We didn't invite the welshman because he's a cunt. |
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Why can't Welsh people count sheep to help them get to sleep? 'coz, when they get to five, they've gotta stop and have a wank. |
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How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible |
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I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. It was a ridiculously long name. |
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Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth. I went to Swansea. |
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| Welsh is a language invented by someone who was shit at scrabble. |
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A married couple are on holiday in Wales, and they stop for lunch at the famous town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. The husband calls over the waitress and asks, "I was wondering if you could settle an argument, how exactly do you pronounce this place?" The waitress looks at him and says, "Burger King." |
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Welsh paedophiles. Putting the Ddyfidd into kiddy fiddling. |
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This guy walks into a bar in Redneck county and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from England." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in England?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now ju [...] |
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