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A catholic priest and a rabbi find them sitting next to each other on a long journey, and so after some hesitation start to talk to each other. After discussing the weather and the cricket, the priest turns to the rabbi and says that he thought it was rather strange that he was not allowed to eat pork, and asked him whether he ever had.

The rabbi replied, "Well, when I was a small boy, I did in fact taste a small piece of bacon."

"What was it like?& [...]

A catholic priest and a rabbi find them sitting next to each other on a long journey, and so after some hesitation start to talk to each other. After discussing the weather and the cricket, the priest turns to the rabbi and says that he thought it was rather strange that he was not allowed to eat pork, and asked him whether he ever had.

The rabbi replied, "Well, when I was a small boy, I did in fact taste a small piece of bacon."

"What was it like?" asked the priest.

The rabbi replied: "Not nearly as good as sex."

A priest walks into a barber's shop and sits down. The barber gives him a nice haircut.
When the priest asks him how much the haircut will cost, the barber replies, "I never charge a man who does God's work."
The priest thanks him and the next day the barber finds three bottles of wine on his front step.
Later that day a minister enters his shop to get his hair cut.
When the barber's done the minister asks him what the damage is. The barber replies, "I [...]

A priest walks into a barber's shop and sits down. The barber gives him a nice haircut.
When the priest asks him how much the haircut will cost, the barber replies, "I never charge a man who does God's work."
The priest thanks him and the next day the barber finds three bottles of wine on his front step.
Later that day a minister enters his shop to get his hair cut.
When the barber's done the minister asks him what the damage is. The barber replies, "I never charge a man who does God's work."
The minister thanks him and the next day the barber finds three loaves of bread on the front step.
Later that day a rabbi walks in and sits down. When the barber is done and the rabbi inquires about the cost, the barber replies, "I never charge a man who does God's work."
The rabbi thanks him and the next day the barber finds three rabbis on his front step.

Although born to a Catholic family, Chester had always wanted to be Jewish. As a senior in college, he decided to take the plunge and go through the formal conversion process. He studied Judaism all semester. Finally, he felt he was ready to take the test and complete the conversion.

On the appointed day, he arrived at the Rabbi's office, ready to begin.

The Rabbi said, "I'm sorry, but before I give you the test, I must discuss my fee, It's $5000."
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Although born to a Catholic family, Chester had always wanted to be Jewish. As a senior in college, he decided to take the plunge and go through the formal conversion process. He studied Judaism all semester. Finally, he felt he was ready to take the test and complete the conversion.

On the appointed day, he arrived at the Rabbi's office, ready to begin.

The Rabbi said, "I'm sorry, but before I give you the test, I must discuss my fee, It's $5000."

"$5000!" exclaimed Chester, "That's a lot of money. How about $500?"

"Congratulations, you pass." said the Rabbi.