Jokes under Other > Charity
| Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month? |
 
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by Nobodys Hero in Other - Charity (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 4,425.8
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Last night, one of the presenters on Children in Need said, "Pick up your phone and pledge." I'm still sitting here, with the phone in one hand and a can of furniture polish in the other, wondering what the fuck I'm supposed to do next. |
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by haywood manley in Other - Charity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,604.4
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Don't bother sending your children's toys to Africa. Can you imagine how depressing it must be for those kids to receive a Tamagotchi that's going to outlive them? |
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What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to Children in Need. |
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I was approached by a member of Greenpeace in the street the other day and he told me that if I don't donate £2 a month then people in Africa will die. I can't believe Greenpeace employ such violent people. |
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| I work for the Samaritans. I tried to call in sick this morning but the fuckers talked me out of it. |
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| Finally. A natural disaster in a country I don't have to give money to. |
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by TheLastUserName in Other - Charity (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 823.4
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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research als [...] |
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| If you're struggling to provide for your kids, just send them to Africa and donate £2 per month. |
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| Want to be Invisible to other people? Just stand in the doorway of a supermarket holding a charity tin. |
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