Jokes under Illness and mortality > ADHD
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What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp. |
 
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by caliban in Illness and mortality - ADHD (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,050.4
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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes! |
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by timbucks in Illness and mortality - ADHD - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2,023.8
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The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my boss, it said; "Mr. Morgan I regret to inform you that although I thought this company could tolerate your ADD, I'm afraid you're just not productive enough. You may turn up Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK." And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person? |
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by dannym954 in Illness and mortality - ADHD (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 935.8
| The missus says I have a short attention spanners are great aren't they? |
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by discostu in Illness and mortality - ADHD - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 548.8
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Has anybody else on here got ADHD? I don't see what all the fuss is about?! The picture isn't much better than my old TV. |
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submitted by jamie12345, originally by CJPNE in Illness and mortality - ADHD (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 523.6
| It's national ADHD awareness week starting monday ... I just can't wait |
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by kamsy123 in Illness and mortality - ADHD - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 368.6
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Sometimes when I can't sleep I try counting sheep, but my ADHD is a fucking nightmare. One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, old McDonald, Hey Macarena! |
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| A.D.H.D - Because shit, lazy parenting needed a new medical term. |
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by DAFC Callum in Illness and mortality - ADHD - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 322.2
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I've come up with a cure for ADHD. A fucking good clip around the ear. |
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I've got a bit of ADD and my flat-mate has a bit OCD, which as you can imagine doesn't go well. One time I put Rice Krispies in his shoes and he went mental... ...But not before he counted them all. |
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by hello95 in Illness and mortality - ADHD - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 168.8
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