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Jokes under Sex and shit > Pornography

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My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The Brutal Truth in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 6,054.4


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I must be so lucky, all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bighelmet in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3,594.6




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Who else's heart skips for a split second when your girlfriend asks to use your computer? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Benja18 in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 3,410.8


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What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gingerpex in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 3,009


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You know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dr.Sphincter in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,312.6


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Just as the porn video finishes loading, a message appears at the corner of my screen:

"Battery low - 5 mins remaining"

Game on. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Geez-a-gobble-ya-dobber in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2,298.8


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This website contains adult material that is not suitable for anyone under 18 years of age. If you are under 18 you are not allowed to use this site without parental consent"
"...MUUUUUUUUM CAN I HAVE A WANK?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OzzyMcRcky in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 2,213.4


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I think judging from experience - the worst possible thing in life is wanking off to a porn film, your mum walking in and you quickly changing the tab to Facebook not realising your 14 year old sister's "Beach Holiday" album is open. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by razbrazz in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,997.4


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You know you're getting old when:
I was watching Babe Station. There was this gorgeous girl in a skimpy little French maid's outfit, pushing a vac around, bending over provocatively. And as her little skirt rode up, exposing her lovely little bottom with the little strip of black material covering her crack, all I could think was:
"We used to have a Hoover like that one." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by frankspankard in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,971.2


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Dear Porn Websites,
If I could get ripped in 4 weeks and have sex with gorgeous local girls, would I really be on here at half two in the morning, pants around my ankles, masturbating in my own filth? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The Inbetweener in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,942.8



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