Jokes under Celebrities > Amy Winehouse
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Wow, Amy Winehouse is dead. Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug. |
 
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by cwiggins1 in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,533
| I'd like to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 24 hours of sobriety. |
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by MattisSick in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,409.8
| Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon. |
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by NewsShite in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,389
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Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line. It's what she would've wanted. |
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by sbaztic in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,045
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I really don't get karaoke, I just don't see the point of it. I mean, if I want to see a hopeless drunk murder an Amy Winehouse song, I'll go to an Amy Winehouse gig. |
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submitted by Unassigned, originally by Jack Dee in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,033
| Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of people. St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. "Am I getting special treatment because of my fame?" she asks. St. Peter replies, "No, we're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot!" |
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by Calogero in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 805.4
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Who said prayer doesn't work? Dear Lord, I pray that soon I will meet Amy Winehouse. Could your almighty power make this happen? Hans Janek, Age 14, Oslo |
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by flash2252 in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 562.6
| If Amy Winehouse dies this year, we will have lost the Goody, the bad and the damn fucking ugly. |
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by ElectroHouseMan in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 545.6
| Amy Winehouse was disappointed when it was explained to her that she had won 5 Grammys and not 5 Grams. |
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At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the most shiny surface known to man. Jade Goody's head. |
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by daoiale in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 487.2
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