Jokes under Religion > Amish

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "what is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady [...]

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "what is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son, "go and get your mother."

Signs that your amish teen is in trouble:

1. He sometimes stays in bed until after 6 a.m.
2. Under his bed you find pictures of women without bonnets.
3. He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. When you criticize him he yells, "Thou suckst!"
5. His name is Jebadiah, but he prefers to be known as 'Jeb Daddy.'
6. You discover his secret stash of colourful socks.
7. He uses the slang expresion: "T [...]

Signs that your amish teen is in trouble:

1. He sometimes stays in bed until after 6 a.m.
2. Under his bed you find pictures of women without bonnets.
3. He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. When you criticize him he yells, "Thou suckst!"
5. His name is Jebadiah, but he prefers to be known as 'Jeb Daddy.'
6. You discover his secret stash of colourful socks.
7. He uses the slang expresion: "Talk to the hand coz the beard ain't listening."
8. He was recently pulled over for driving his horse and cart under the influence of cottage cheese.
9. He has taken to wearing his big black hat backwards.