Jokes under Sex and shit > Honeymoon
My wife and I were on our honeymoon. After a few hours of exhausting great shagging I said, "Now you won't see me for awhile."
"We're on our honeymoon!" she said. "Where do you think you're going?"
I said, "Nowhere. Now roll over."
A young couple walk into a hotel to register for a room, and the clerk says, "Good evening, sir. Suite 16?"
"No sir! She's 18, honest!"
Just got back from my honeymoon. It was fucking excellent, shagging all night, sitting by the pool in the day sipping cocktails and kissing and canoodling.
Shame my wife had to stay home to go to her grandad's funeral.
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