Jokes under Racism > Rednecks
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: 1. All the DNA is the same. 2. There are no dental records. |
 
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A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on [...] |
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My kind of girl.... A teacher asks a Redneck girl to use "Handsome" in a sentence. She says, "When I'm suckin dick, and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome times." |
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by warpmind in Sex and shit - Oral Sex (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 121
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A redneck died and left his entire estate to his widow. Trouble is, she can't touch it 'til she turns 14. |
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People ought to stop mocking Rednecks for their mullet hairstyles, pickup trucks and banjo music. After all, they're just carrying on the traditions of their incestors. |
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Who is the poorest person in Arkansas? The tooth fairy. |
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Aliens must think we are thick as fuck. Well they will do if they just carry on abducting those mental Rednecks. |
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A redneck walks into a bar and orders a drink.
"Anything else I can get you, handsome," asks the waitress. 'Well ma'am, I could sure use a nice piece of ass," replies the redneck. She nods and takes him into the back room where they both fuck like rabbits. "Now, is there anything else I can get for you," says the waitress. "Thank you kindly ma'am, I could still use that piece of ass 'cos mah drink is gettin' mighty warm," says [...] |
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What do you call a Redneck girl who keeps running away from home? A virgin. |
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What’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies? "Hey guys! Watch this!" |
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