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Eight foreign doctors: three bombs, no deaths.

Harold Shipman: one doctor, one syringe; 300 dead.

Fuck, it makes you proud to be British! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornstar in In The News - Serial Killers - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,031.2


521
What have Harold Shipman and Gareth Gates got in common?

Neither of them can finish a sentence! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Noit in In The News - Serial Killers (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,171




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Harold Shipman - Britain's worst serial killer - killed 215 people before getting caught.

Surely that makes him Britain's BEST serial killer. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger in In The News - Serial Killers - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,045.6


893
How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger in In The News - Serial Killers (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 792.6


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The Government have gone way over the top with job cuts.

I've just heard three prostitutes have been axed in Bradford already? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by youcunt in In The News - Serial Killers (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 656


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That murderer is good - he actually found three white girls in Bradford. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by daijohnw in In The News - Serial Killers - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 491.2


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Three prostitutes found dead in Bradford.

One of their friends said of one of them:

''She would do anything for anybody.''

No shit Luv. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by davecrocket in In The News - Serial Killers - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 414.6


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You gotta feel sorry for the crossbow cannibal. A Ph.D. in mass killings, but only one week in the news and he's out done by a fucking taxi driver. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stalker in In The News - Serial Killers (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 396.2


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Ian Brady says to the prison guard, "I'm pissed off, I haven't had a holiday in years!"
To which the guard says, "Come off it, Brady. A few years ago, we took you up to Saddleworth Moor. You had 3 days up there, all those wide open spaces and fresh clean air."
To which Brady replies, "Fair enough, but what kind of holiday was that with the kids under me feet?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger in In The News - Serial Killers - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 387


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Final score from the Prostitute Killer Second Division:

Ipswich 5
Bradford 3 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Somersjd01 in In The News - Serial Killers (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 356



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