Jokes under Sex and shit > Whore
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I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up. |
 
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I hate double standards. Like if a girl goes out and sleeps with loads of guys she's considered a "slut". Yet if a guy does it he's considered a "homosexual". |
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| I'm not saying Essex girls are sluts.... but I had surprise sex with one the other night and she had a snooze button on her rape alarm. |
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My wife was doing the crossword today and asked me what the name for a partially vitreous by-product of smelting ore to separate the metal fraction from the unwanted fraction was. "Four letters," she asked. "Slag," I said. "That's the one," she replied. What a coincidence! |
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by Dave Angel in Sex and shit - Whore (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 755.8
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I was reading the latest copy of Nuts magazine earlier and I read one of the 'Ladies confess' articles sent in by Jade from Southampton (we won't worry about keeping identities hidden).
Basically herself and a friend are out shopping and they notice a fit lad working the changing rooms so they drag him in with them (it's late and the store is empty). The girls start kissing, rubbing each other etc. Basically Jade and her friend are a pair of slags but to try and redeem herself and [...] |
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by mangiballs in Sex and shit - Whore (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 533
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Jordan says, "I'm devastated, Alex has left a gaping hole in my life." Come off it, Katie, that's been there since your early teens. |
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by bumblesquash in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 520
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My mate asked me the other day if I fancied playing with some dirty old slag round the back of the steel mill. Very disappointing. |
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by zobbertron in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 460.6
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What did Kerry Katona say to King Kong? Is it in yet? |
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by lovelyspuds in Sex and shit - Whore (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 420
| Practice makes perfect, but too much practice makes you a whore. |
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Ladies, if you are willing to take your top off for a beer then you won't be getting my respect. You will however, be getting my beer. |
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