Jokes under Celebrities > Kerry Katona
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The Sun: Kerry Katona 'Men Keep Chasing After Me in the Street.' They are called drug dealers Kerry. Pay your debts. |
 
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by Fiery Phoenix in Celebrities - Kerry Katona - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,606.4
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I see Kerry Katona has been sacked by Iceland as she is no longer considered to be a role model. A common, chavvy, drug taking, skint slag with four kids by two different fathers not a role model for Iceland? I think they have sorely misjudged their core demographic. |
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What did Kerry Katona say to King Kong? Is it in yet? |
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by lovelyspuds in Sex and shit - Whore (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 420
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The Muppet Show is set to return to TV for the first time in 27 years. That's nice. Miss Piggy will be able to get a proper job instead of doing those Iceland adverts. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Kerry Katona - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 388.4
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Failing to pay your taxes, and becoming bankrupt. That's why mums shop at Iceland |
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I went to one of those celebrity poker tournaments last night, it was quite surreal...
Peter Andre lost out on a big pair. Randy Jackson was sad to lose on Jacks n 5. Stevie Wonder forgot he was the big blind. Steven Gerrard was waiting for a flush, but was then let off with a dodgy suit. Ray Mears made a killing on the river, after Hugh Hefner went all in pre-flop. Kerry Katona gave all her money to the dealer. Prince Charles got the [...] |
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by robja in Celebrities - Stevie Wonder (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 362.4
| I was reading the financial times when i saw the headline FANNY MAE COLLAPSE. For a moment i thought Kerry Katona was pregnant again. |
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| If Kerry Katona gets put on suicide watch, does anybody know where I can get tickets? |
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by fliami fuckwit in Celebrities - Kerry Katona - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 226.6
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I donated to a sperm bank yesterday. I had sex with Kerry Katona |
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by Foonyfooker in Celebrities - Kerry Katona - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 208
| Kerry Katona has been awarded substantial damages over newspaper claims she worked as a prostitute before she was famous. Summing up, the judge said, "this story was clearly untrue. Who on earth would pay to fuck that fat bitch?" |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Kerry Katona - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 188.4
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