Jokes under Sex and shit > Brothel
I walked up to the counter and said, "One adult and two children, please."
The lady said, "No problem, Sir. That'll be forty pounds."
As I handed the money over, I thought, "This is my kind of brothel."
|I nervously stepped through the door of my local brothel today. It was the first time I'd seen the outside world in weeks.|
I went down to the local Brothel after work.
They had a sign on the door saying, "Beat it - we're shut."
My girlfriend came downstairs in this very sluttish dress the other night and I said, "You look like you're about to go to a fucking brothel."
She said, "Well, what if I am?"
I replied, "You can give me a lift."
A man walks into a brothel in Rome and asks, "What can I get for £32.50?"
The Madam says, "Humiliation."
The man replies, "What will I get?"
The Madam responds, "A fucking Man United shirt."
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