Jokes under Sex and shit > Castration

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going t [...]

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgement!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!"

Three ninjas are comparing their ability and boasting who is the best
The first says "Watch this" and does a chop in the air and a bee falls to the ground - chopped in half.
The second says "That's nothing, watch this" Does a chop in the air and a fly falls to the ground - chopped in half.
The third also does a chop in the air towards a tiny gnat which then just flies off. The first two laugh and say that he didn't chop it in half. "I know" th [...]

Three ninjas are comparing their ability and boasting who is the best
The first says "Watch this" and does a chop in the air and a bee falls to the ground - chopped in half.
The second says "That's nothing, watch this" Does a chop in the air and a fly falls to the ground - chopped in half.
The third also does a chop in the air towards a tiny gnat which then just flies off. The first two laugh and say that he didn't chop it in half. "I know" the third ninja replies "...but he'll never have children"