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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ForkHandles in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 3,528.2


1009787
How many Africans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no fucking reason. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by flowdyl1 in Other - Lightbulb (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,798.2




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Yesterday evening, I had to change a lightbulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar.

I realised my life was a big joke. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bogies in Other - Lightbulb - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,395.2


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How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it will take 20 episodes. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wowzorz in Other - Lightbulb (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,293


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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

12.

One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to cha [...]

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Joke by ilikebacon in Sex and shit - Women (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,093


18245
How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by andy19chelsea in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 926.2


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One.

How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mamma mia in Other - Lightbulb - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 880.4


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How many narcoleptics does it take to change a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Joke by stig2112 in Other - Lightbulb (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 700.4


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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Wait a minute, where's it gone? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jokeywokey in Crime - Theft (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 640.6


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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number; you wouldn't have heard of it. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Undesirable Username in Other - Lightbulb - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 603



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