Jokes under Sex and shit > Glory Hole
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In a bathroom today, I saw a hole in the wall... Took me back to my glory days. |
 
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I got beaten up quite badly in the gents at my local pub last night. Apparently, sometimes a hole in a cubicle wall is just a hole in a cubicle wall. |
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submitted by Loftwaffe, originally by American Dad! in Sex and shit - Glory Hole - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 103.6
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I'd been warned about glory holes in public toilets before and I came across my first one today. I was having a shit when I noticed this hole. I looked through, and sure enough, I was faced with a massive cock. "Hello Piers Morgan" I said. |
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by gazzytee in Sex and shit - Glory Hole (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 51.4
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"Are toilet walls living things?" My eight year old son asked me earnestly when he came back from the public lavatories in town. "Of course they're not", I replied, trying to stifle a laugh, "What on earth made you think that they might be?" "Well, I was just wondering because the wall of the cubicle I was in had a penis." |
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by ray piste in Sex and shit - Glory Hole (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 45.6
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After swimming at my local pool last night I was in the changing room and noticed a glory hole in the cubicle.....
I thought 'I'm having a bit of this' and stuck my cock through. Few minutes later to my delight somebody was sucking away on the old todger...... Suddenly I felt a weird sensation, it was a hairy beard banging against my balls.... I knew what this meant, full of panic I withdrew my cock and looked over the top of the cubicle... [...] |
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I was getting changed at swimming and there was a knock on the cubicle wall. Noticing a hole at waist height, I stuck my cock through and it was immediately engulfed by wetness. I closed my eyes in anticipation but after a few minutes nothing had happened. I bent down to the hole and whispered "Oi what's going on?" "Sorry mate," came the reply, "there's no hooks in here and I needed somewhere to hang my trunks." |
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My girlfriend says that if I don't chill out with my ridiculous sex drive, then she will have to "put up a wall" between us. I said "Fair enough, just let me put a glory hole in it" |
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I just got caught using my dads credit card to buy sex from prostitutes. Next time i'll use the hole in the wall. |
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I was staying at a friends house when I noticed that there was a small hole in the bedroom wall. When I pressed my eye to it, I realised I could see right into his daughters bedroom. I didn't cover it over. "Let her have her fun," I thought. |
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by bawbag in Sex and shit - Glory Hole (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 22.4
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Definition of a lucky dip: Using a gloryhole in a multisex toilet. |
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