Jokes under Racism > Brummies
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You really do have to feel sorry for all those Villa fans travelling home. Aston is a fucking shit hole. |
 
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by boombyebye in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,550.6
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A Brummie goes to Ground Zero in New York one year after 9/11. Whilst there, he sees a fireman paying his respects. The Brummie says to him, "There were a lot of people that were very proud of what you guys did."
"Thanks, buddy," the fireman replies. "You lot were bloody brave," the Brummie says. "Thanks. Where are you from anyhow?" the fireman asks. "Birmingham," he replies. "Birmingham? What state's [...] |
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by captain slow in Racism - Brummies (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,222.6
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After 2 years of training with the Army, I'm off to Afghanistan to fight in the war. Bombs dropping, constant gunfire and a bunch of hostile Muslims and Arabs in my sight... ...as I leave Birmingham International Airport. |
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by RossGreen88 in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 415.2
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What kind of ham smells of curry? Birmingham. |
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Spaghetti Junction has celebrated its 40th birthday. It's been named as Britain's favourite road interchange. It's easy to see why, it gives you so many ways of avoiding Birmingham. |
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Brummie walks into a tailors... "Alroit, mate. I'd like a 70s suit, please." The tailor says, "Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?" Brummie says, "Thanks mate, two sugars." |
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What do you call a Brummie surrounded by 200 Scousers? A Prison Warder |
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I was walking along the road earlier and suddenly this horrid stench hit me. I presumed I'd stepped in dog shit so I looked at my shoes, but I couldn't see any. I carried on walking, and the smell got stronger and stronger. I just couldn't figure out why. Then I realised what I'd stepped in. Birmingham. |
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| I went out this weekend and bought a new Jack Russell puppy for the family. It's black & brown with a small white area...so I called it Birmingham... |
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by newman89 in Racism - Brummies (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 47.8
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True Story
Just been on my holidays to Ayia Napa, the rep came down to meet us on the first day, a chocolate skinned Brummie lass, fit as a butcher's dog. Anyway, the first day she turned to me and said in her deep Birmingham accent, "Hiya my name is Faye." I said to her, "Let me guess, you're from Birmingham." She chuckled back, "It's the accent that gives it away isn't it?" I just couldn't resist... "No, it's because y [...] |
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