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My wife's just like Heather Mills.

She only wears half the fucking shoes she buys. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 829.8


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Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas. It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by JossDude, originally by Tommy Cooper in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 693




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Why did Paul McCartney marry Heather Mills?

Because she went down on one knee. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JossDude in Celebrities - Heather Mills (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 534.6


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After her recent rant on GMTV, a psychologist said that Heather Mills is clearly unbalanced.

Sir Paul phoned in and said that a couple of beermats under her left leg does the trick. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chelsea_steve in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 524.2


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An African gold miner loses a leg in a terrible mining accident.

"Dammit, Who's going to want a one-legged gold digger now?" he moans.

"You can damn well count me out!" shouts Paul McCartney. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 385.8


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How do you annoy Heather Mills?

Nick Clegg. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nathanjrb in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 350.2


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So did anyone else see Paul McCartney playing the piano on the X Factor on Sunday?

Nice to see him fingering something with legs for a change. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mackemlee in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 343.6


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Don't know why Heather Mills wanted all that money - she's only going to spend it on handbags and shoe. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by social hand grenade in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 295.2


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Rumour has it that Heather Mills and Gareth Gates are releasing a cover of MC Hammer's famous hit single.

Hop, stammer time. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sodidwe in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 274.6


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What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?

You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TGS in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 256



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