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How come the Mayans can predict everyone will die... but when I do it I get kicked out of the cancer ward? |
 
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by Yarbsie in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 218.2
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Well a predictable climax to the sports personality of the year. As I knocked one out to Jessica Ennis |
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"Excuse me sir, could you give up your seat please?" said the bus driver, as a pregnant girl got on. "No way, she should have fucked someone with a car" |
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North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party. Everyone is trying to calm him down but he's convinced he needs to fight someone. |
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by cnicoll123 in In The News - North Korea (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago - Current Score: 122.6
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'Alcohol is free' Not a bad entry from Greece but it explains why their economy is fucked up. |
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"Don't forget it's Steak and Blowjob Day today!" I said to the wife before I left work. "That's not fair," she moaned. "What do I get out of all this? ".... "A trip to the butchers and a protein shake!" |
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| My advent calender is much better than the Mayan calendar! It goes past 21st December and has chocolates in it. |
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My Geordie girlfriend is delighted every year on Steak and Blow Job Day. Not only does she get her favourite meal, she gets a steak for starters too. |
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Steak and Blowjob day in prison didn't turn out so bad after all. The steak got the taste of cock out my mouth. |
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To all women who said to me "I wouldn't sleep with you if it was the end of the world"... Not long left to change your mind. |
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by Basmithy in Sex and shit - Desparation (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
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