Jokes under Celebrities > Nicki Minaj
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"Nicki Minaj has pulled out of this weekend's V Festival due to problems with her voice." It's taken her this long to notice? |
 
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I have the best seat for the Nicki Minaj concert tonight. It's at home, on my sofa, where I can't hear the cunt. |
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| Apparently Nicki Minaj is going to be a judge on the new series of X-factor, having Nicki Minaj judging singers is like having Stevie Wonder judge a beauty contest. |
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Me and my dad were at the zoo earlier when he made a ridiculous comparison. He said, "Those screaming monkeys sound like Nicki Minaj." I told him to apologise to the monkeys immediately. |
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"This is the greatest day of my life", I said to my newly wed wife. "Me too babe, its been a day to remember", my wife replied. "Oh, so you saw Nicki Minaj's boob slip too?" |
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| On a scale of Kristen Stewart to Nicki Minaj, how many facial expressions do you have? |
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If you pay close attention to the lyrics of the latest Nicki Minaj song you're a fucking moron |
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| Nicki Minaj - Making blow-up dolls look tame in comparison. |
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Joke
by brichards85 in Sex and shit - Sex Toys (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago - Current Score: 3.4
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So, according to Nicki Minaj, I'm a stupid hoe. On the contrary, m'dear. I'm white. |
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I'm going to a Nicki Minaj concert with my daughter tonight, so I thought I'd take the old Vectra. There's a good chance it'll break down. |
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