Jokes under Celebrities > Fearne Cotton
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Fearne Cotton has given birth to a baby boy, 'Rex Rayne'. Who the fuck suggested that name, Scooby Doo? |
 
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The music played by Fearne Cotton is so annoying it makes you want to actually beat the shit out of her. That sentence also works if you take out 'the music played by' |
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Congratulations to Fearne Cotton on her pregnancy, which means she won't be on TV for a while. Here's hoping she gets pregnant every year. |
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by Frank Lampards mum in Celebrities - Fearne Cotton - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 9.4
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Nearly came in my pants when I heard that Fearne Cottons slot was getting filled by cocks. Turns out they meant Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox... Cunts |
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by Mattastic the Spastic in Other - ??? Random (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 6.8
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I said to Fearne Cotton, "I know a joke that will make your tit's drop off", "Oh sorry you've already heard it". |
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"Alright guvnor?" Said the market trader, "Wanna buy the mrs a coat?" "Erm, possibly." I said, "What are they made out of?" "Fur 'n' cotton squire." He said. "That's a shame." I said "I liked her on Celebrity Juice." |
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What do you get if you cross the pteridophyte of the plantae species, with a soft, staple fiber that grows in a form known as a boll? Fearne Cotton. |
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I don't know what funnier on comic relief, The sketches or Fern Cotton trying to count the total raised |
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by Sozbbzlol in Celebrities - Fearne Cotton - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2.2
| God my cock is sore today, everytime I flicked the channels last night I came across Children in Need |
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