Jokes under Celebrities > Samuel L Jackson
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Chas & Dave are recording a new single with Samuel L Jackson. It's called "Knees Up Motherfucker" |
 
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I'd rather have Samuel L Jackson narrate my life.. No offense, Morgan Freeman.. My life requires multiple uses of the word motherfucker. |
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by hasnaat in Celebrities - Morgan Freeman (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 89.8
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I played 'Guess Who' with Samuel Jackson once. The first question he asked was "Does he look like a bitch?" |
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by The Flying Muslims in Celebrities - Samuel L Jackson - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 10.2
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I was out in the park today when I saw Samuel L Jackson walking his dog.
Overwhelmed with excitement, I ran over and said "Hello, I'm really sorry to bother you Mr Jackson, but could I trouble you for an autograph?" "Hey, not at all!" he said coolly, "Thanks so much," I said, completely starstruck, "I love all your movies!" "That's great" he said, I bent down to stroke his [...] |
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by Fuckdat in Celebrities - Samuel L Jackson - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 8.8
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Quentin Tarantinos next big movie is based upon a 70's sitcom featuring Samuel L Jackson as the hapless accident suffering Frank Spencer. "Some Mother Fuckers Do Ave 'Em" |
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| Is it me or as Samuel L Jackson gets more and more grey, Does he look more and more like a pint of Guinness? |
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by dwright8 in Celebrities - Samuel L Jackson - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2.8
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