Jokes under Crime > Molestation
Vanessa George has sent a Christmas card to the first child she molested.
She thought it was a nice touch.
|To be fair, what Jimmy Savile did was still very charitable. Who else would fuck a kid with cerebral palsy?|
I went down today on charges of criminally wasting money and involvement in molestation.
How was I to know moles don't use trains?
I can't tell my priest jokes during my stand up routine ever again.
Apparently, people are really touched by them.
I took my girlfriend to my bedroom last night.
"Did you know I made it completely soundproof?"
"Why, do you want to record something in it?", she laughed.
"Yes indeed," I said, locking the door.
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