Jokes under Other > Driving
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I passed a sign while driving along today, which said 'No u-turn'. So I did an n-turn instead, which actually worked out better for me. |
 
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I was trying to get home in time for the football, but I was being held up by a learner driver. She was driving very slowly and kept stalling. "Come on, you stupid cunt!" I shouted. "Get a fucking move on!" She started crying and said it would be her last lesson with me. |
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My wife's just had her first car crash today. Mind you, she had three yesterday and two the day before. |
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I'm not saying my wife's driving is bad... But to cash in on it, I've opened up a florist. |
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submitted by megaman meatball, originally by Stu Taylor in Other - Driving - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 132
| I know women like to be mysterious, but indicators are for safety purposes. |
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| The amazing thing about having a Smart car is that you can park it front or side ways, and you're still a cunt. |
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"What the fuck are you doing!?" I said to my wife, "You've reversed the car over my motorbike!" She said, "It's your own fault for leaving it in the shed!" |
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by alrightmert in Illness and mortality - Accidents (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 91.2
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I was waiting at traffic lights when a business man in a black BMW 7 series pulled up beside me. What I saw next shocked and dumbfounded me. He was not on his mobile phone and he was using his indicators. |
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For her seventeenth birthday, I bought my daughter a brand new car: a beautiful VW Beetle convertible in candy pink, with big daisies painted on the door and gift wrapped with a huge red bow. She fucking hated it. Miserable cunts, goths. |
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Driving is a lot like sex. If everyone was as good at it as they thought they were, there wouldn't be as many accidents. |
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by binladensson in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago - Current Score: 63.8
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