Jokes under Celebrities > Shakira
| Shakira's new video - causing a generation of teenage boys to lock the bathroom door and leave the water running. |
 
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My girlfriend asked me what exactly my fascination with Shakira was. "It's her accent", I said, "I like the way she rolls her R's" |
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| Shakira attacked by a Sea Lion.. early reports show that it could attack again whenever, wherever |
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Heard Shakira live on Radio 1 yesterday, had no idea she had an album out when she was 13. Just got the album artwork...best wank ever. |
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Me: "What's the difference between Shakira's hips and Kate McCann?" My mate: "Ah I know this one, Shakira's hips don't lie." Me: "No, I don't want to blow my load all over Kate McCann!" |
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Dizzie Rascal get the FUCK OUT of that Shakira song You're making my wank incredibly difficult. |
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by ProlificDreamer in Celebrities - Shakira - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1.8
| Gerard Pique has shaved his head. "Lucky that your head is bald and shiny so I don't confuse you, with Puyol" said his girlfriend |
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