Jokes under Celebrities > Shakira
|Shakira's new video - causing a generation of teenage boys to lock the bathroom door and leave the water running.|
My girlfriend asked me what exactly my fascination with Shakira was.
"It's her accent", I said, "I like the way she rolls her R's"
Heard Shakira live on Radio 1 yesterday, had no idea she had an album out when she was 13.
Just got the album artwork...best wank ever.
Me: "What's the difference between Shakira's hips and Kate McCann?"
My mate: "Ah I know this one, Shakira's hips don't lie."
Me: "No, I don't want to blow my load all over Kate McCann!"
|Gerard Pique has shaved his head. "Lucky that your head is bald and shiny so I don't confuse you, with Puyol" said his girlfriend|
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