Jokes under Other > Astronomy
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The Mayans have predicted that the world will end on December 21st 2012. I keep thinking I should make some kind of preparation for survival. But then I've only just finished the fucking baked beans I bought for the Millennium Bug. |
 
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| Why is it called Mooning when you're actually showing Uranus? |
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"Hey baby, did you fall from the sky?" "Let me guess, coz I'm from heaven?" "No because you look like Felix Baumgartner you ugly bitch." |
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Why is the Moon such a barren uninhabitable desolate place? Because the Americans have been there. |
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I'd just like to point that, since the Mayans made their prediction about the world ending on Dec 21st 2012 and the Sun rising in the West and setting in the East, we have, in fact, discovered that the Sun doesn't rise at all! It's stationary within our solar system and simply appears to us each day as our earth rotates. So you'll excuse me for being a little sceptical about the scientific accuracy in their prophecy! |
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by aggro in In The News - End Of The World (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
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"Meteor splits into seven and land in northern England" These illegal immigrants are getting far to fucking inventive if you ask me. |
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BBC News: Asteroid 2012 DA14 set for record-breaking Earth pass An 8000 page dossier is on its way to the UN explaining why "Las 2012 DA14" always has and always will be an "integral part of Argentine territory", as 17,000 miles clearly makes it part of the Argentine continental shelf. |
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They say space is just a giant vacuum. Beat that Dyson |
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| it cant be the end of the world... the dfs sale hasnt ended yet |
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by alexandercolmundo in In The News - End Of The World (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 2
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