Jokes under Celebrities > Oscar Pistorius
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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius. |
 
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"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish? |
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New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints. |
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by mayanweatherreport in Celebrities - Oscar Pistorius - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 663.2
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I see what Pistorius is doing; he is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released... Bam! President of South Africa. That's how it works over there, right? |
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Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races. I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison. |
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South African police have installed state of the art technology outside the bail address of Oscar Pistorius to ensure he doesn't leave. A cattle grid. |
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| First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It" |
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Reeva Steenkamp didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. |
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by kennyhenry in In The News - Shootings (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 465.2
| When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? |
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What's got 2 legs and kills women? The Pistorius brothers. |
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by turdburgler in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago - Current Score: 316.8
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