Jokes under Sex and shit > Men
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A lot of women claim men lack imagination and creativity. They obviously haven't seen a man when he loses his bottle opener. |
 
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The first toilet bowl was invented by Thomas Crapper, but credit for inventing the first toilet brush goes to his wife. Having left a skidmark on her husband's invention, she looked into the bowl and thought; 'What I need is a long-handled brush, to remove the offending stain hygienically'. Mr Crapper would have beaten her to the idea, but an hour earlier he had looked down at his own skidmark and thought; 'I bet I could blast that off by pissing on it.' |
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| The death of Britney Murphy's widower, Simon Monjack, has lead to crucial scientific developments. Men can now last up to 5 months without food |
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| How people weren't suspicious about Jimmy Savile's true intentions is beyond me. If any man ever volunteers to do something, it's for sex. |
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Why do men wear condoms? Cause they need something tight around their dicks while having sex. |
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Like most men, I have two personalities... the guy before the orgasm and the one after. |
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My wife asked me to do the dishes. I said I will, if she would check the headlight fluid in the car... It's like shooting fish in a barrel. |
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Men and cats have much in common... Ignoring what women say, and only showing interest when its time to eat or they want to be stroked. |
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I’ve just been out and bought a male grooming kit: A laptop, two bottles of cider and a pack of football stickers. |
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| Men are infinitely better than women..I mean how many sequels can you name that are better than the originals? |
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