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Lance Armstrong has flown into New York to deny doping claims.

It would have been more convincing if he'd used a plane.
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Joke by britishlion in Celebrities - Lance Armstrong - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 402.4


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So, Lance and Neil Armstrong have had a bad week.

Lets hope their brother Stretch emerges from this tough time alright.
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Joke by rangers25rdb in Celebrities - Neil Armstrong (+ 1 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 158




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I've finally accomplished my dream of winning the same amount of Tours De France as Lance Armstrong.

Zero.
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Joke by ruthless2009 in Crime - Drugs (+ 2 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 132.8


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Lance Armstrong has denied ever using drugs, but he has admitted pedalling. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by greasemonkey in Crime - Drugs (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 132.4


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I can't believe they've stripped Lance Armstrong of his titles - you try riding a bike on drugs! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Lurker NZ in Celebrities - Lance Armstrong - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 118.8


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I'm so worried about ID theft that I've changed my name to Lance Armstrong...

Nobody wants to be that cunt right now
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Joke by as6video in Celebrities - Lance Armstrong - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 92.6


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So Lance Armstrong was banned for cheating..

I bet the lying bastard didn't really beat cancer either.
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Joke by cvrock in Celebrities - Lance Armstrong - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 28.8


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I'm really disappointed in Lance Armstrong.

He's making innocent young drug users think cycling is cool.
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Joke by irbaboon in Celebrities - Lance Armstrong - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 24.8


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I think the world is being extremely unfair to Lance Armstrong....

Bob Marley doped his whole career and no-one said anything
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Joke by haimesyyyyy in Celebrities - Lance Armstrong - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 20.6


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Felix Baumgartner, Officialy the highest sportsman since Lance Armstrong. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mailreader in Celebrities - Lance Armstrong - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 16.4



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