Jokes under Sex and shit > Arse
|Women are like chocolates. You sift through all the crappy ones and when you finally find the one you want, some asshole already stuck his finger in it.|
|It's so embarrassing when you walk past a girl just a raindrop falls in your eye and you accidentally wink at her... and grab her arse|
I went into the hospital with a bulb hanging out of my ass. The nurse asked "how did this happen?"
"I had a really shit idea"
My orgasms are more intense when my wife's finger is inserted into my arsehole as I'm about to come.
That's why I wank in the middle of the night, and she wakes up wondering why her finger stinks of shit.
I remember when I used to check out my wife's arse.
She would hate it when I booked a separate hotel room for it.
My mate just got back from a holiday in America:
"Did you pull?" I asked.
"Yeah mate" he said, "I was a proper fanny magnet."
It was quite a surprise, I had no idea he was gay.
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