Jokes under Celebrities > Gary Barlow
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The wife came home with a pack of nappies and a bag of baby clothes. "Is there something you want to tell me?" I asked. "Yeah," she said, "Gary Barlow's having a car boot sale." |
 
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Gary Barlow admits he considered shortening band name for commercial reasons. No need for that. |
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by tomflynn1974 in Celebrities - Gary Barlow - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 70.4
| Research has proven the benefits of playing music to your baby whilst they're still in the womb. Probably shouldn't have chosen your own though eh, Gary? |
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by maffoo in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 24.6
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Having a joke about the Olympics or current affairs is one thing.. But making fun of someone's stillborn child has really set the Barlow. |
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Loving something for so long, and smiling whenever you think of it, looking forward to enjoying it whenever it comes along, only to have it cruelly snatched from you and ruined by this heartless greedy world. So there Gary Barlow, now you know how I felt when you took a Beatles song and used it to flog Marks and Spencers. |
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I spotted a homeless guy in a doorway last night. So I went over and said, "Do you want somewhere warm and dry to stay tonight?" He looked up and said, "Yes mate." I said, "Well, I hear Gary Barlow's got a room going spare." |
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Gary Barlow described all the tributes which poured in to him and his wife as 'moving'. Which is more than can be said for the baby. |
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So Gary Barlow is to be the father of child number four... Not the most creative name in the world but the Beckhams are relieved to know at least someone thinks 'Harper 7' was a good idea. |
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Singing at the Olympic closing ceremony after losing a baby just days earlier? That's how to fucking celebrate! |
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With Gary Barlow as a judge on the X-Factor, the auditions seem to take twice as long Which is good when I'm furiously wanking over Tulisa |
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by Ritchiechaz in TV - Talent Shows (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 9.6
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