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Mick Hucknall was arrested while trying to have sex with a rabbit.

Apparently, he was "Holding back the ears" but the "bunny was too tight to mention".
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Joke by coathanger in Celebrities - Mick Hucknall - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 29.6


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My Mum bought me tickets to see Simply Red for my 40th birthday next month. I told her I don't even bloody like them, but she still insists that I've always loved Mick hucknall and his band. Honestly Mum: if you don't know me by now - you will never, ever, ever know me. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by djando77 in Celebrities - Mick Hucknall - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 10.8




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"When I had the fame, it went crazy. Between 1985 and 1987, I would sleep with about three women a day, every day".

So, now we know Mick Hucknall named the band after his cock.
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Joke by Bonza in Celebrities - Mick Hucknall - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 8.4


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What's the difference between Mick Hucknall and Moses?

Moses didn't get his burning bush until he was much older.
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Joke by STM in Celebrities - Mick Hucknall - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.2


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When Mick Hucknall dies, I would love it if a retard spoke at his funeral.
Just so I could say that his eulogy was "Simply read".
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Joke by mrfishfingers in Celebrities - Mick Hucknall - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 4.2


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Daily Mirror....'Mick Hucknall admits to sleeping with over 3000 women'

Ginger cunt must have shares in Rohypnol.......
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Joke by dante69 in Celebrities - Mick Hucknall - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4


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Daily Mirror - "Mick Hucknall Admits To Sleeping With Over 3000 Women"

No, Mick. An aids victim admits that. I notice you only went running to the Daily Mirror to let everyone know.
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Joke by The Glitterati in Celebrities - Mick Hucknall - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2.6


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Mick Hucknall is to release a version of an old Beatles classic.

It's called..................... Money can buy you love.
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Joke by jimrod1000 in Celebrities - The Beatles (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1.2


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mick hucknall has formed a new band in tribute to his recently deseased son, its called simply dead I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sickhawk in Celebrities - Mick Hucknall - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1.2


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What with all these celebrity arrests going on in the UK it can't be long before Mick Hucknell gets his collar felt. I'm not saying he's molested anyone but if being crap's a crime he has to be looking at life I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by adamski67 in Celebrities - Mick Hucknall - Added: 4 days ago - Current Score: 0.2



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